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Dutch Duster

When you fart in an elevator and get out on your floor.
I was in the elevator and someone dealt a dutch duster!
by Dduster December 9, 2012
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Full Dutch

~ adjective,

Refers to a sexually promiscuous person, One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons simultaneously.
"Wow, John! If you slay any more ladies people will think you've gone Full Dutch"
by BigRig June 24, 2016
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Dutch Crunch

While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.
Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.
by DRoclc August 9, 2018
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Dutch hookah

Farting into a cpap
I gave her a Dutch hookah by farting into her cpap while she was sleeping
by Intensewrench December 23, 2023
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I’m just Dutch

An excuse to be rude to other people without consequences. Even if you’re not Dutch. You just state this to get out of being labeled as rude. Usually used in protest if someone says you’re being rude.
Hannes: I’m not rude. I’m just Dutch!
by Twunk102 December 24, 2025
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Dutch oven

The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.

As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.

Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
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Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
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