How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

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How lose?

When you are farming somebody in a video game it is proper manners to demand to know after every death how they "lost that." The most effective way of doing this is constantly asking them "HOW" in the chat until they succumb to a rage fueled meltdown.

*headshots marvin*
walter: marvin how did you lose that?
marvin: what are you talking about yo-
water: HOW LOSE?
marvin: I SAID I-
water: HOWWW???
*marvin ragequits*

by runxc September 13, 2022

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