Final stages of the third trimester of pregnancy made manifest in an extremely distended stomach, great discomfort on the part of the mother, inability to walk normally resulting in a pregnant waddle, constant irritability and a general desire to get on with the birth of the child and regain the regular, unencumbered body previously celebrated prior to pregnancy.
"Holy Cow! I saw Shelia at the store today! She looked so uncomfortable and ready to burst! She's in full vulge"
by dugiefresh September 30, 2014
Term used to describe college towns on the first few days of nice weather in Spring. Primarily used in areas like the midwest and upper midwest where harsh winters are followed by glorious spring temperature, eventually. Typically coming in late April or early May, this term is descriptive of all the beautiful things associated with spring in a college town...flowers...sunshine...birds...rabbits...skirts..especially skirts.
"The only thing getting me through this winter is the thought of Iowa City in full bloom."
"Umm, it is 70 degrees and sunny for the first time all year. Should we head up to the PedMall and see this beautiful town in full bloom?"
"Umm, it is 70 degrees and sunny for the first time all year. Should we head up to the PedMall and see this beautiful town in full bloom?"
by madeupnameinsertedhere February 18, 2014
A standard blumpkin followed by a rimjob. That's as much description as I'm offering; I'll leave it for you to do the math.
Asshole #1: Man, that marginally pretty hyper slut, Sally--you know the one who doesn't quite fit in and has all those horrible daddy and self esteem issues--well, anyway, she's so fucking messed up in the skull that I actually talked the stupid whore into giving me a FULL SERVICE BLUMPKIN about an hour ago!!!
Asshole #... other asshole: Was she drunk?
Asshole #1: Nope.
Other asshole: Did you get her to sign a consent form?
Asshole #1: Well, duh, moron--I mean I'm not some Neanderthal, troglodyte, rapist monster who goes around preying on vulnerable women, or anything.
Other Asshole: Well, sweet then. High five!
Asshole #... other asshole: Was she drunk?
Asshole #1: Nope.
Other asshole: Did you get her to sign a consent form?
Asshole #1: Well, duh, moron--I mean I'm not some Neanderthal, troglodyte, rapist monster who goes around preying on vulnerable women, or anything.
Other Asshole: Well, sweet then. High five!
by Someone who misses their balls December 01, 2015
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by Lee McChesney April 26, 2008
Man, that full court shot was off the chain!
by Barnacle baby 123 February 20, 2016