Ethan

He defeated Sonic once and talks about girls all the time

Me:Hey ethan stop talking about sonic
SmellyBOI:he dated Amy and Cream

by MetalSonicxAmy December 23, 2022

ETHAN

ETHAN is a bully and picks on others that are cooler then him.

ETHAN jealous of others puts garbage back on another's car until a cool nigga such as brad pulls out a baton then Ethan cowers

by Pussy destroyer xxx123 May 8, 2018

ethan

a fat nigga that moan when he eat. he also ugly and all his shirts too small for him they cropped

ethan ugly asf

by tehehehe05 September 15, 2019

Dirty Ethan

A Dirty Ethan is when you get so horny from playing basketball that you feel the need to shove your tiny dick into the air hole of the ball and blow a load into it while yelling "I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU KOBE BRYANT!!!"

Ethan: "I love bashketball so much I just might have to pull a Dirty Ethan"

by McFlop774 April 4, 2024

ethan

is not gay

ethan ur not gay

by njnjnjknjkbjkbnkhjn November 2, 2021

Ethan

Ethans are strange but very kind people and they will all ways be at your side till death. They are handsome and very trust worthy but when they get angry or annoyed they tend to be a bit physical. Now, you don't have to worry about feeding them they eat pretty much everything. Also just to mention if your a girl you should send they right your way because they are very charming, funny and smart and make sure not to lose them because they are one in a million type of a person.

P1: Yo I spent time with Ethan yesterday.
P2: Wow you're so lucky to be his friend.

by Simba_Cat247 July 9, 2021

Ethan

This is my guy Ethan and he's cracked at fortnite.

Ethan, He is the most cracked fortnite player.

by Ethan is cracked January 11, 2021