Doing a Nige

The art of answering more than one question with a single answer, and expecting people to understand the answer that is only in your head.

Q. Shall we go to Nando's or Chicken Shop tonight?
A. Yeah - book it and I'll meet you there at 7.
Q. Which one? You're doing a Nige again.

by dragon_nut June 25, 2019

Doing a Duncan

When one fails to quickly get his shit together and leave a place on time, together with other people. Often leaving people to wait for a long... long time. Why it takes this amount of time to get ready is a mistery, is he/she/it having makeup and hair issues? No one realy knows, but it sure as hell is irritating.

Where is Shaundra?!? I dunno, she's totaly doing a Duncan again!

by Ray'Quan July 1, 2019

Doing a Ronaldo

Having sex with someone without consent

Oh no! He is doing a Ronaldo.

by MyManYeh202 July 22, 2019

Do The Rainbow

To take every drug that has a colour; Eg Red= Red Devils, Brown= Herion, White= Cocaine, etc

'Bro when the plug gets out imma Do The Rainbow,'

by idfkwhattowrite November 6, 2019

Doing The Paul

Fingering your ass until it bleeds.

I was Doing the Paul to my wife.

by PaulSucks November 18, 2019

Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019

Doing a Simon

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.

I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore

by FloppySimon May 29, 2019