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I want to hear more stories about evil clowns

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009
mugGet the I want to hear more stories about evil clownsmug.
It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
mugGet the Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the buttmug.

clown

boli🤡
biggest clown in all of history
by boliolioli July 15, 2025
mugGet the clownmug.

clown

by ~(•_•)~ June 21, 2019
mugGet the clownmug.

rainbow clown

A pejorative for a gay person or anyone else who is part of LGBT who not only bases their entire personality solely off of their sexual orientation/preferences, but is also completely obnoxious about it.

They’re the degenerates that you see at the Pride Parades who dress in barely anything and turn it into a freak show of hypersexuality where they flaunt their fetishes for the entire world to see and will call you a bigot if you criticize them for it.

Rainbow clowns are shallow, obnoxious, and entitled degenerates who think that they’re hated because they’re LGBT, but in reality they’re hated just because they’re annoying.

They completely lack self awareness and respect for public decency and will call anyone who criticizes them bigots.
The Rainbow Clowns took over the streets of San Francisco for the entirety of Pride Month, dancing and twerking in assless chaps when children were present. When a parent tried to shield her child’s eyes the Rainbow Clowns noticed and accused her of bigotry. They later doxxed her via social media.
by wtrbrth April 21, 2024
mugGet the rainbow clownmug.

Clout-Clown

A fat scruffy white Nova Scotia wigger who is toughish and sometimes can be found in BC.. He'll clop ya, and he calls clout "cloat/clote"
Yoooo holmes, Imma clout-clown G, I got that clown-clout .
by MadMushroom400 December 23, 2021
mugGet the Clout-Clownmug.

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