Cold Pee

Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.

Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1

Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.

by www.coldpee.com August 13, 2013

Cold Snapper

Ice cold beer. Must be a can, hence “snapper”.

Man, what a week! I think I’m gonna throw back some cold snappers with the boys tonight.

by Whale? September 15, 2021

cold bird

Flipping the bird to someone after your mate just did something stone cold morally

Friend A: Where the heck is my nephew's dog? You know where he is?
Friend B: Well, I killed him. Just to mess with you.
Friend A: You deserve to get flipped off, get the bird, and also the cold bird.

by welcometowhat December 16, 2019

McDonald’s cold fries

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.

Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

cold tamale

She drinks a slushee, then she gives you a blowjob.

I hope she's enjoying those slushees, I can't wait to feel them are on my dick. The best cold tamale I'll ever get.

by Don'tTakeItPersonally February 19, 2017

fool's cold

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

by logostak September 27, 2007

Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.

"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"

by WallaceMan January 15, 2021