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I want to hear more stories about evil clowns

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009
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It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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Ass clown

Hey Jefferson have you met Joey yeah Joey is a real ass clown
by Kate is your mom March 12, 2022
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Clown brain

Engineers have clown brains. What makes sense to them makes no sense to anyone else. It’s like a circus with clowns in there.
She has a pinky ring, so she’s a clown brain for sure.
by Clowns are coming May 1, 2018
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Clown Tail

When you fart and laugh as you pass a group of passerby’s
He clown tailed me with a grin
by BigMr.Pick October 10, 2018
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Clown

You.
Bitch #1: ' you're a fucking clown'
Bitch #2: 'I know, tf.'
by Jordan Racquel October 15, 2019
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