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cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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Swoop the bucket

To lick the outside perimeter of the anal hole.
While having sex with my husband, he asked me if he could swoop the bucket.
by msadiegold November 11, 2011
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Mercy buckets!

Plastic pails of relief/comfort-materials --- i.e., cleansing-wipes, salve/ointment, bandages, hot-packs, ice-compresses, etc. --- dat bring much-needed solace to people with abrasions, sunburn, tired/achy muscles, sore/irritated skin, etc., and so they will profusely thank you in French for providing said soothing products.
Company nurse, speaking to a worker who's suffering heat-stroke: Want a nice cool wet towel and some milk of magnesia?
Worker: S'il vous plait.
Nurse, administering said welcome relief: Silver plates?!
Worker: Mercy buckets!
by QuacksO August 10, 2024
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Bucket hat retard

Damn that bucket hat retard is really keeping this party alive.
by xX_bu$$yslayyr69_Xx July 19, 2022
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Bucket Butt

A person who has a round rear-end. Also could compare to a person with a bubble butt. "
" OH SHE'S GOT A BUCKET BUTT"
by BB10714fun1 July 21, 2022
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Bucket Excuse

An excuse that has been used so many times that nobody believes it anymore. It's no good, so you throw it in the bucket with all the other worn-out excuses.
Parent: Have you done your homework yet?
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
by BlahBlehBloop February 25, 2023
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Bucket

Bucket is rocking star yash.yash is big bucket star in sandlwood and,chity kalla

he is koja actor kachada nannmaga halkanannmaga
Bucket is yash
by Bucket of Sandalwood January 23, 2021
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