Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them

Andrew served Geoff a plate of Alabama Poutine as a prank.

by floridachildkicker March 27, 2024

Alabama Roulette

You eat a shit ton of Taco Bell for like the whole day and then you try to fart the loudest without shitting

“Billy was playing Alabama Roulette yesterday in math and had to go home and get a change of clothes”

by MisterSister69 May 30, 2018

alabama cock slam

During rough sexual intercourse you confuse ur date by calling her your sisters name .

Oh baby your so hot I want to give ya a Alabama cock slam ,

by Dubs_ December 4, 2013

Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022

Alabama buttflood

The act of having anal sex in the shower with a woman. However, right when you cum, her butthole spontaneously combusts with diarrhea on your dick

She was an attractive woman, but everything changed when the Alabama buttflood attacked.

by Buttflooder November 26, 2019

Alabama brown cake

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit

My god! Jeb is giving cousin Lee an Alabama brown cake!

by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022