The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
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Hey der Jimbob you know last night I did done give an Alabama snow plow to Becky, didn't wanna git her pregnant again.
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