ADAM

The the thiccest big daddy yum yum sex toy of all time. Has a massive boing boong

He has a massive adam sized penis

by Adi gets noooooo girls May 16, 2022

Adam

Adam is an outsider, a know-it-all, and single

That guy said D.A.R.E failed misrably. What an Adam!

by Upbeatsans April 16, 2019

Adam is a Wanker

Term used for someone who is an asswanker

See that guy over there he’s Adam he’s a total asswanker

Adam is a wanker

by Ross Griffin December 17, 2023

Mckenzie Adams

This human is a complex individual you will ever met, this persons eyes are stars you couldn't possibly fathom into constellations. this person will have you questioning your very existence. but they will love you unreasonably morally standing fall in love with that dork like there's no words to describe your moral compass but this person will lead you in the correct path.

Mckenzie Adams Thank for being you.

by Tayshaun Eldridge September 5, 2022

Adam g

A white boy who could be gay and no one would know
He is popular and every girl has a crush on him
He is a dickhead who loves anime and video games

Sara: omg adam g. Is sooo cute but he is a dickhead, should I ask him out

Amy: no I'm going to ask him out, he wouldn't say yes to you anyways cause you don't like anime. But I do!

by Geekyshithead June 4, 2019

Adam

your number one hater.Will try and bring you down on any victory, big or small you achieve and will try to sabatage any future ones aswell.

Person 1:"I aced my math test today"
Person 2:"You suck i aced 5 math tests kys"
Person 1:"Stop being such an Adam"

by Beno1t November 3, 2023

Adam Slambien

A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.

However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.

George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?

Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*

George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.

Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."

by Yagindust November 27, 2020