by Olfie October 09, 2019
After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024
How'd it feel getting your willie licked by the willie licker?
The willie licker just licked all your willies!
The willie licker just licked all your willies!
by WillieLicker69 March 14, 2017
When something is significantly less than described.
Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
Based on an early 2024 event in Glasgow, Scotland where parents were led to believe they were taking their children to an immersive Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory experience. In reality, it was a mostly bare warehouse with AI-printed decorations. Also, no actual chocolate was provided.
He told me he was a great cook and to come over for dinner. When I got there, it was boxed mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. It was a real Willy Wonka Experience.
by SpunkMonkeyOnOn March 01, 2024
@jozdict on Instagram.
person 1: “you see that dweeb over there listening to music alone”
person 2: “yeah can’t you tell that’s a willy rodriguez fan… @jozdict on Instagram”
person 1: “ew”
person 2: “lol”
person 2: “yeah can’t you tell that’s a willy rodriguez fan… @jozdict on Instagram”
person 1: “ew”
person 2: “lol”
by sigmaballs71 June 22, 2022
a pretty racist dude. don’t fuck with this guy unless you wanna get effed. he’s one of those who like to say, “i ain’t racist but..” don’t mess with him if your an immigrant in home-goods. he could also be an antisemitic nazi…
by pinkhippomilk123 January 20, 2024
by Absolute belta February 27, 2016