Brandon

Makes funny jokes (sometimes) but mostly he make p£n1s jokes and is a d1ck to all the boys

Brandon is a dick

by That 1 boy that no-one likes June 22, 2022

Brandon

Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere

Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

Brandon

A man who pukes after only taking a few drinks/shots, or just puked every time he gets drunk.

“Dude you are such a Brandon”

“There goes Brandon puking again”

by Roiduser25 February 24, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.

“Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog”

by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 22, 2021

Brandon

Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.

Is it just me, or does Brandon kinda look like Goku?

by un813 August 5, 2021

Brandon

He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.

Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."

by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021