Brandon

A dickhead thats really fricking annoying

Ew I found a Brandon

by xxpickleAddyLoverxx December 13, 2021

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Brandon Colónialism

When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals

My friends and I hopped down to Tulum for a little weekend Brandon Colónialism

by BigBadBillClinton April 2, 2019

Brandon Gaugh

Don't trust him! Fat, midget size ,small dick. Hangs out on dating and hook up sites while in a relationship! Stalker! Cheap! User! Sneaky! Big lier! Likes to take big long huge shits!

Look there is Brandon Gaugh taking a big shit while hanging out on hook up sites!

by Got the word December 23, 2017

Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.

Brandon just stole my bagel dude!

by DonutDealer April 22, 2022

brandon plasha

a handsome stallion who conquers women with a passion unmatched

man that guy brandon plasha is wild

by that guy man pal February 10, 2022

Brandon Russell

Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it

Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that he’s in love with her

by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019