June 8

Worst day out of the year to have your wedding. Most marriages end in divorce when married on June 8.

Oh! Your wedding is today? Today is the worst day to have your wedding. You shouldn’t get married on June 8.

by Don’t @me June 8, 2024

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King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.

Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.

by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020

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8

You are useless and deserve suffering. Get this stupid, motivational, hopey-dopey, high and mighty bullshit, off this website.

With regards,
The inventor of this shit

Cunt.
8
Jshejejej

by The_Inventor_ June 28, 2024

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April 8

April 8th is national Grey sucks Blu off day! What a blessing. Right? People by the names of Grey Johnson should be grabbed by a Blu and as they makeout, Grey bends down and sucks him off.

Hey, Blu! Happy birthday! yknow what else is celebrated on April 8?

Oh no...

by DefinitelyNotLuckyFish June 8, 2022

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8:09

I wz ther 4 a moment ⏳
&now Im gone 👻
I wz watchin ovr u 👼
& gave u all the clues 🧩

So i gave new life 2 a withered Rose 🌹
Tears filled mai eyes
&all the rest,i suppose

i guess my life wuz stripped awy frm me 🃏

In death... ☠
Vengeance wheel set me free 💨

Loved 1,this is ur song 💔🙏
8:09 -Circus Maximus

by Bobbert665 April 5, 2025

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