Sevies: (sees eighth grader)

Sevie1: “Hey look it’s an 8 hole!”
Sevie2 & 3: “Yeahhh!”
8 hole: “Ya sevies. Just wait until next year. I’ll be a freshmen and you’ll be a 8 hole.”
Sevies: “HA. That’ll never happen!”

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1 yr later

NEW 8 holes (old sevies): (crying*)
8 hole1: (sniff sniff*) “I can’t believe that 8 hole was right!”
8 hole1 & 2: “Yeah!”
NEW Freshmen (old 8 hole): (laughing*) “I told you! Now just wait until the new sevies see you! HA!”
8 hole3: “Do you mean a sixlet?”
NEW Sevie1 (old sixlet): “HA. LOOK AT THOSE 8 HOLES!”
8 holes: “SEVIES!”
Sevies: “EIGHT HOLES!”
(sevies and 8 holes fighting*)

I've been jabbed