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I want to hear more stories about evil clowns

When you're all sitting around, drinking and sharing Scary Stories, e.g. John Wayne Gacy who dressed as a clown, and the Evil Clowns who kidnap children in South America, The Clown from Stephen King's "It"
The party is breaking up because it's almost 3AM, and Joe says...

"Damn, I want to hear more stories about evil clowns!"
by jagshemash1 March 19, 2009
mugGet the I want to hear more stories about evil clownsmug.
It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
mugGet the Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the buttmug.

Clown

The person that is reading this. You.
Brooklei: have you seen a clown?

Sofia: yes, it's the person reading.
by Shrek titties December 13, 2019
mugGet the Clownmug.

Gock-Clown

When you dress up like a clown and throat cock so deep that your nose honks on the pubic bone.
My mrs likes to play dress up, so last night she spiced things up by dressing like she works at the circus, and deepthroated me like a good little Gock-Clown
by RightGuardMan April 20, 2025
mugGet the Gock-Clownmug.

Clown

Someone who makes a fool of themselves or makes a bad choice that gets them into deep shit. Someone who is a clown may be mistaken as disabled and/or unintelligent
Daniel is a total clown. I can’t believe he returned the stolen theatre kids gnome tied up and blindfolded with tape across its mouth. Clown of the day!
by Osamaatemyass May 21, 2019
mugGet the Clownmug.

Clown

A Clown is something they use as circus funny people. class clown Is funny people that pull stupid pranks.
Stop acting like a clown from a circus.
by anonymous May 23, 2024
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