dick

Something that can be long and hard and can penetrate multiple objects. Usually the genitalia of a male.

"I'm going to stuff my dick in this bottle of peanut butter!"

by Reyanna's Husband December 28, 2022

All dicked up

When shit is all fucked up but your mom doesn’t like fuck so it’s all dicked up.

Am all dicked up

by Conqueefadore September 27, 2025

Dick

A mans penis

Person 1: "did u see his dick last night?"

Person 2: "yes,his dick was big & juicey!😛💦🍆"

by Anonymous9610375 March 15, 2017

old dick

when you jizz and had no idea you were jizzing; wheel

hey man i don’t know what happened but i got her pregnant because i have old dick, and had no idea i finished minutes before

by blooovappoorrrr July 24, 2024

dick terrorist

An individual who attacks penises for their own political/social gain

Did you see that midget headbutt Chad in the nuts?

Yea what a dick terrorist.

by Kakaaaaa91 January 28, 2019

Dick

Cookie

Lemme get a dick

by Nathanial Young January 15, 2023

vacation dick

A penis that is very large to the point it hurts. It is a penis that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis.

Damn girl i took a vacation dick and my pussy still swollen

by ohnoitscarson June 14, 2016