Slurp my Yolk

1. When your thirsty and cum is the only option.

2. When you participate in an egg fetish

1. I’m going to the break room to slurp my yolk.

2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.

by Globert August 10, 2021

Using my resources

What somebody says when they are cheating but do not want to admit it

I know using a calculator during the test is not allowed, but I was just using my resources

by Mcatherin07 August 10, 2021

My dick

Try something longer.
.....that’s what she said......

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”

by SeggySack August 12, 2021

get out of my ear

When u tell someone to leave u alone and or be quiet.

“Ur gay”said Justin,
“Get out of my ear Justin”.

by Fortnitesuperultragamerdudebro August 12, 2021

My egg roll

Couples nickname ;)

Ur my egg roll

by Trump will find fraud August 12, 2021

on my gooey

about your money ,on your grind or hustle

cant smoke today im on my gooey

by OG Poppy August 13, 2021

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021