Cobbin my Knob

The act of using my erect penis like a corn cob
Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!
by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023
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Where is my phone?

Where is my phone?: Means that your phone is in your hand or you are dumb and wanted to search this up.
*Going to search where is my phone on urban dictionary* My feed back if you didn't have your phone how did you search this up? Dumb ass.

Person one: Where is my phone?

Person two: I don't know weren't you searching that up in your phone? Dumbass
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hehe my foot

when your foot gets goofy and won't do your taxes
hehe my foot: hehe
you: do taxes
foot: no
by hehe.mp4 November 17, 2022
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Naruto; Shippudden Is Trash And My Digital Footprint
Naruto; Shippudden Is Trash And My Digital Footprint
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my feet

my ffet (my feef)
my feet
by Txabi Etxebarrieta May 21, 2022
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My feet

Getting better actually. Thanks for asking. Sorry about the... You know... Blatant misogyny... I'm surrounded by misandrists and white knights every day. Including my family members.
Hym "Oh, nah my feet are great. It's much easier now that I've been working for a while. Thanks for asking. You're an absolute sweetheart for that. I really enjoyed it."
by Hym Iam April 08, 2023
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