dick on a stick

A scrawny guy with a gigantic penis

Used in the porn industry by female pornstars to describe scrawny male pornstars with gigantic dicks that primarily star in milf porn

Joe Ligma is a weakling who can't bench more than 40 pounds but has a cock bigger than his arm that dangles below his knees; he's a dick on a stick

by da gooose November 25, 2022

domestic violence dick

The kind of dick that makes women beat the hell out of their man and any woman that looks at him.

That guy must have domestic violence dick. He makes women crazy.

by Rockstar and Kate the Great January 5, 2021

Dick

Steven

Steven is a dick

by Jaiiiiii January 7, 2024

Irrelevant dick

When a female who has male friends who has had sexual dates with each one of them and the irrelevant dick catches feelings for her and gets mad at all the other one who's had sex with her and now she deletes his number

Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?

Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?

Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..

by Tha truth August 26, 2016

Dick knob

A dick nob is a person that’s like a dickhead, but not. They’re stupid and rude and you hate them with passion. If someone makes a disgusting or misogynistic joke, they are a dick knob. If they take offence to it tell them to suck it up because It’s a fact. This person could either be racist, sexist, etc. If it’s a man and they’re being misogynistic, (sexist against women), they are a dick knob. If a woman is being a misandrist (sexiest against men), they are a dick job. If someone cheats on you. They are a dick knob. If someone makes a rape joke, or a “dark joke” that involves racism, misogyny, misandry etc, they are a dick knob. So on and so forth

*r4pe joke*
“You’re a fucking dick knob aye cunt.”

by Taehyungsleftbuttcheekyt May 30, 2021

dick griffin

a person that is a jerk and very inconsiderate and rude

Man do you see that jerk over there hes such a dick griffin

by Marktroy December 16, 2023

dick cheerios

The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.

Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"

by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 1, 2021