Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

My William

If you want to know the meaning of love i suggest you find a William. If you ask, what is a William? A William is someone who will never let you down. Someone who is such a gentleman it'll make you cry. Someone who breaks the standard for green flags. Someone who makes so much sacrifices for you over his own wants and needs. Someone who loves you so unconditionally you question what you did to deserve him. Someone who you KNOW you'll marry. I love my William. My forever. My soulmate.

Me: What do you even like about me?

(He then took a deep breath)

My William: You're extremely caring, understanding and empathetic. You're always there for me you make me really happy you're genuinely extremely nice sometimes way too nice for your own good you have amazing music taste and fashion taste ofc my fashionista your humour perfectly fits mine and you match my freak like no one ever did you make me feel so loved more loved then i ever felt with anyone else and i feel so secure with you with my ex i felt it would end and crumble any day now but with you i know i'll spend the rest of my life with you and im sure of it confident in it And many more.

Me: Ends up crying.

by Chessycakes0921~ August 23, 2025

my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.

them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan

by love u xoxo December 21, 2020

Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

mys moment

taking a moment to display extreme silliness publicly

" hey man can u watch my cat? gotta take a mys moment " - example from r <3

by mystic bean April 18, 2023

rave in my bear cave

The act of inserting LSD into your anal cavity and having a blast.

"Dude last night was crazy, i had the best rave in my bear cave!"
"Bro, in your bear cave or your girls bear cave? Any rave in a bear cave is the best!"

by CultureUnrevealed February 7, 2019

Say it to my face

What is the implicit assertion there? We're you listening last time I wrote about exactly this? Well, it's that if what was being said was said to his face... He would be doing something different from what he is now. Right? So he is trying to assert that he's TOUGH. Right? Ok. But this isn't a toughness thing. It's a fact of the matter thing. Why you didn't save the kids though, nigga? It was right there for you. I SAVED MINE. I- the guy called in to that psychologist who Jordan Peterson spoke to on his podcast after I said 'If you have any homicidal ideation, contact a mental health professional.' I also saved my suicide guy. Unlike bitch-ass Derrick Googings.

Hym "So, you ain't going to do anything if I say it to your face. You didn't save your suicide guy. You didn't save your mass child murder guy. I did. If everybody saves one we can put an end to child murder and suicide. Hakeem Jeffries saved a wapping ZERO! You need to come here and say it to MY face. Tell me that that retard gets to steal from me. Because I'm telling you he doesn't and YOU being wrong is better than ME being wrong in this scenario, fuck-face. BYE! BYYYYYYYE!"

by Hym Iam October 4, 2025