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Ass monkey

A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.
by Donnie Trump42020 June 6, 2018
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Ass Fairy

When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.
by jvcanote June 6, 2018
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Ass fluff

It is when hairs growing on your butt fall off and tangle into a ball inside your pubes or small holes in your skin
“I have so much ass fluff stuck inside my pubes
by Not high Pink Floyd Fan June 6, 2018
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Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass
I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome
by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018
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Back ass

When a person has no ass and their crack looks like its in the middle of their back. They're flat as a board on their back end.
"Damn.. did you see his back ass?! I couldn't tell where his ass starts and his back ends.."
by amberrlynn June 7, 2018
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Your Ass

(n.)/(adj.)
1.Your Ass is grass.(Usually used when addressing males.)
2.Your Ass is on fire girl!!! (Usually used when addressing females.)

Sometimes pronounced in the Ebonic language: Yo Ass, or Yo Ayyzsss!.
(masculine)
Son, go mow your ass.

Your ass is growing greener everyday.

That Cow eats your ass.

Simba, we become your ass, and then the antelope eats your ass. This is the great circle of life.

She loves to get up, go outside, and smell the sweet smell of your ass in the morning.

She loves to get naked, go outside, and lay down on your ass.

Your ass turns yellow in the Winter.

(feminine)
Dayum! I better pull out my hose and put out Your Ass Girl! Cuz itz a Fyah'!!!! Mnn! WOOH!

Your ass was so hot it burned my britches clear off!

Girl!!! Mnnn! Your ass is hotter than the sun I'm gonna have to pull out my 10inch telescope and inspect it!

Your ass can burn my log any day!
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
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Ass

by MystYT June 8, 2018
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