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Limp Dick Whore

A girl who is devoted to suck a 90+ year old man's limp Dick until he dies, just to get that paper.
My sister called and told me that today she became a limp dick whore, and pretty soon we will be rich.
by Cheesepacker69 December 28, 2023
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dick decimating

Friend 1: ngl this shit hit different

Friend 2: fr tho like he be making the best shit.
Friend 1: some of his albums kinda mid tho.
Friend 2: nah you just don’t know it like I do.
Friend 1: alright nigga chill out a bit u dick decimating a lil bit.
Friend 2: so it’s my fault his music is the best shit I’ve ever heard?
Friend 1: ok atp you need to stop the meat munching.
by Giggity part 2 December 30, 2023
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dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe
Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024
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Dick laughing

dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is basically dick eating but at the same time a joke that got me laughing overly to much
"why this goof over here dick laughing🤣"
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dick laughing

dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is dick eating but basically at the same time a joke & got me cracking up

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Dick Hurt

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.
How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!
by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024
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go dick-a-suck a bag

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.
Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*
by BioSynical January 4, 2024
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