Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010

Flintlock Fingers

“The act of fingering a woman aggressively till climax whilst one’s hands are covered in gunpowder.”

“After spending all day at the gun range, I came home and gave my ole lady the Flintlock Fingers.”

by Mr_Rogers June 19, 2023

prawn fingers

To have the prawniest fingers of them all

Damn those are some dank prawn fingers

by Big jone October 19, 2017

finger farming

planting your fingers where they don't belong. cultivating a woman not in your possession.

the girlfriend said to the boyfriend "you go finger farming around we are done!".

by bob1000 December 3, 2009

P-finger

Short for Penis Finger. Normally said when someone fucks anything they touch.

Did you see all the misspellings in that memo Dave sent out?
Yeah, he really p-fingered that up!

by Rev135 June 1, 2018

Yolo Fingers

The act of treating your phone as if it’s more important than what’s in front of you. Thus, forgetting you only live once.

Daisey got Yolo Fingers while doing 65 mph and got into a head on collision

Azalea is in the hospital recovering because her Yolo Fingers got the best of her while crossing the street

by Poor$ June 10, 2020

finger pleaser

The beauty and joy of a great metal guitar solo

That solo was a real finger pleaser!

by Sunny23uk March 9, 2021