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Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).
We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.
by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013
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Jake

A rapist that preys on 12 year old girls.
Woah dude, did you hear what Jake did to Ansley?
Yeah man he's a total rapist.
by FuZe Orbit October 30, 2018
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Jake

A happy lil' aussie kid. The icon of growth and the most adorable puppy in all of ENHYPEN and I-LAND. Has the most adorable giggle ever. Favorite hobby is challenging Park Sunghoon at everything. Stan ENHYPEN and stream Drunk-Dazed.
Person: There once lived-
Engene/Eggie : A HAPPY LIL' AUSSIE BOY NAMED JAKE (SIM)
by StanStrayKidsAndEnhypen April 26, 2021
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Jake

Jake is big dick man
by Wild Asian February 22, 2021
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Jake

Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert.

He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go.

He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday.

On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.
Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him.

That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.
by musicaltheatrenerd July 11, 2022
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Jake Wight

A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.
Jake Wight has a minuscule penis and always has an erection when seeing his motorbike.
by Racon Earbuds June 5, 2020
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Jake

Pro Gangplank and Kai'sa onetrick.
Greatest league player to ever exiest
Dude that Jake is so fucking good at Gangplank!
by DisabledBozo April 10, 2022
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