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Arizona Hot Pocket

An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.
Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!
by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009
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mouse in your pocket

Similar to "the royal we" but less condescending. Usually a retort when someone volunteers you to do something without asking you first.
"I have to move out of my apartment this weekend, can you guys help me?" Jake asked. "Sure thing, we'll be there first thing Saturday" Ryan said. "Whoa, what's this 'we' bullshit?" I replied, "you got a mouse in your pocket?"
by Jack Bard October 10, 2008
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hot pocket

A sexual move two couples do when a male takes a dump on the girls pussy and fucks it known as the hot pocket.
hey bro have you done a hot pocket yet to your girl?
by angie278 July 6, 2010
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Pocket Gay

Pocket Gay
Someone who is Gay within there pockets or pants
Instead of closet gay you could be a pocket gay where you will sit down somewhere and put your hands in your pocket and masterbate while looking at another person of the same gender
by cannibal666 May 24, 2009
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Pocket Circuit Fighter

guy 1: ITS THE POCKET CIRCUIT FIGHTER
guy 2: WOAH
pocket circuit fighter: vroom vroom hahahga
by bloocarracer March 25, 2021
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steaming hot pocket

When someone poops into someone else’s asshole.
Hey David, want to give me a steaming hot pocket tonight? Oh Donnie, you know I love sharing my steaming hot pockets with you!
by Knuxdp January 24, 2018
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Hommel Hot Pocket

(Hom•mull)

Noun

1. When a person that enjoys the taste of another person's flatulence.

"That hommel hot pocket was delicious"

2. A rotten odor so pungent that you taste but also enjoy it.

"That rotting carcass had a flavorful hommel hot pocket"

3. Someone that would enjoy eating the rectum of a skunk.
Mike: I'm really sorry but I have terrible gas today.

Matt: Let them fly. I love a good hommel hot pocket.

Mike: Are you serious? I had Mexican food for dinner!

Matt: I love the taste of recycled refried beans.
by Thebrightone24 October 14, 2020
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