Arizona Hot Pocket

An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.

Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!

by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009

mouse in your pocket

Similar to "the royal we" but less condescending. Usually a retort when someone volunteers you to do something without asking you first.

"I have to move out of my apartment this weekend, can you guys help me?" Jake asked. "Sure thing, we'll be there first thing Saturday" Ryan said. "Whoa, what's this 'we' bullshit?" I replied, "you got a mouse in your pocket?"

by Jack Bard October 10, 2008

hot pocket

A sexual move two couples do when a male takes a dump on the girls pussy and fucks it known as the hot pocket.

hey bro have you done a hot pocket yet to your girl?

by angie278 July 6, 2010

The Heavy Back Pocket

A Descriptive term used to describe a an individual who may have deficated on one's self with their pants on hence the back pocket; the term heavy describes the fecal matter.

After a shit reminiscent aroma swept through the library one of the students shouted out "whose got the heavy back pocket?"

by Vicious Styles March 2, 2010

Pee-pee pocket

The opening in the front of boys underwear.

My pee-pee pocket is supposed to be in the front.

by tankyard January 17, 2010

PUERTO RICAN POCKET

When a woman places a non sexual object in her bra for storage or safe keeping.

I put it in my puerto rican pocket.

by Hnasty212818 July 13, 2016

Cursed Hot Pocket

A spicy dinner option, but with a twist~ ;)
Choose from flavors such as:
- Nails
- Bam & Bheese
- Obama & Cheese
- Depression
- White Static
- Flintstones Vitamins
- Aquarium Gravel
- The Void

"Come one come all to the greatest dinner option of them all.
Introducing the Cursed Hot Pocket!!11!!!1!"

by Stan Key Bousi June 10, 2020