Alpha male: Yo g who tf is that?
Giga chad: Oh yeah thats Patrick Bateman, he's the biggest sigma male in existance.
Giga chad: Oh yeah thats Patrick Bateman, he's the biggest sigma male in existance.
by Real_Peter Griffin April 5, 2023
Get the Sigma Malemug. by PUSSYSLAYER_420_69 February 19, 2021
Get the Male swimmermug. podcast of typically up to 3 men where they exercise their alpha maledness on women and make them look dumb
"did you see that podcadt where the guy made women look stupid?" - Jack
"oh yeah, classic Alpha male podcast bros, am I right?" -Jeremy
"oh yeah, classic Alpha male podcast bros, am I right?" -Jeremy
by sjkohfrbkpussj8otb June 18, 2025
Get the Alpha male podcast brosmug. Usually a middle aged or senior citizen white dude. In some cases, the cis white is young because they are the offspring of another cis white. In the U.S., a cis white male typically works for the government, law enforcement, or some position of power that allows them to give orders that they themselves are “too good for.” Generally, a cis white lacks common sense and empathy, and the stern communication that they are capable of is centered around accomplishments. They do not consider other people’s feelings or time of day. They make demands, requests, or rules that are inconvenient, absurd, or demeaning, presenting like a small dose of autism. Similarly to an energy vampire, they feed off people following their orders; if you are in the same room as a cis white it is expected behavior that the cis white will confront you on what you are doing, and most certainly will follow up with some order, immediately and without fail. Without someone or something to dominate, the cis white (male) will become agitated or lose their fuckin mind like some Alzheimer’s patient. They often stir the chaos, thicken the plot, or possibly cause a scene that is flavorless and drags on. Most notably, the cis white manifests pure absurdity because they are essentially the most useless and the most powerful.
“Did you hear about that new cis white law?”
-Yes, I can’t believe they banned abortion
“As if objectifying women wasn’t enough, they’re about to cis white their way through the pharmaceutical industry!”
-Yeah, that’s some messy cis white right there…
If you or a loved one knows a cis white or cis white male, just answer yes sir to their demands and just forget about them and everything they said.
-Yes, I can’t believe they banned abortion
“As if objectifying women wasn’t enough, they’re about to cis white their way through the pharmaceutical industry!”
-Yeah, that’s some messy cis white right there…
If you or a loved one knows a cis white or cis white male, just answer yes sir to their demands and just forget about them and everything they said.
by trippppy May 21, 2023
Get the Cis white or cis white malemug. by already_in_use_by_someone_else August 11, 2023
Get the Pi Malemug. A very freaky type of male, stronger than
snoozer males and figglebottoms.
The 4Freaklers male is known for his erratic behavior and his frequent, repetitive jokes in which he often makes fun of weaker males and lone wolfs.
snoozer males and figglebottoms.
The 4Freaklers male is known for his erratic behavior and his frequent, repetitive jokes in which he often makes fun of weaker males and lone wolfs.
Person 1: "This guy is very strange, he keeps joking about Beta males."
Person 2 : "He might be a 4Freaklers Male."
Person 2 : "He might be a 4Freaklers Male."
by Apple Male October 9, 2024
Get the 4Freaklers Malemug.