josiah moment

Partaking in the visual enjoyment of the opposite gender while being several years older and being shunned by the lord almighty Christ THE JESUS. Said person is also susceptible to being short, skinny and addicted to feet.

"Now that's a josiah moment!" (referring to when someone is caught looking at underage people of the opposite gender with a certain amount of lust)

by kumar raj with the kumatajj June 10, 2022

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Ivan moment

Something so totally fucking stupid all you have to say as a response to it is Ivan moment.

"I heard that Ivan crashed his ambulance into a tree. That's an Ivan moment."

by Mystic Scout April 28, 2022

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Nigga Moment

A Nigga Moment is when a mind of a perfectly logical African American male is overwhelmed by ignorance. Causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. I.e. like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad. If they have their own category, Nigga Moments would be a fourth-leading killer of black men behind Pork Chops, F.E.M.A., and Police Brutality. It's a fact.

Nigga#1: "Yo, Nigga, you stepped on my shoes!"
Nigga#2: "Nigga, come at me again, and I'll bust a cap in your ass!"

BOOM! A Nigga Moment is born.

by Nick Robins November 24, 2021

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Calle Moment

Not being able to clutch when he needs to.

Person 1: Come on! You can clutch this!
Person 2: Tries and fails.
Person 1. OMG, this is a real Calle Moment.

by Grenschen November 7, 2022

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Favre Moment

When someone has been doing something for awhile and the retire , quit and they realize they miss it and need to get back and return to whatever they were doing.

Joe: Hey dude!
Evan: Yeah what's up dude?
Joe: I know i just quit playing Baseball But i really miss it
Evan: Dude, your having a "Favre Moment."

by d-robz August 13, 2010

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