the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 3, 2009

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man, i love hk. his server h

his server is what? his server IS WHAT? TELL ME
TELL ME NOW
TELL ME WHAT HIS SERVER IS
NOOOO HK
I'LL NEVER KNOW
*SOBBING*

"man, i love hk. his server h"
"shut up"

by i feel a good i have a cool April 22, 2021

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Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive

The act of a female initiating sex with a male.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

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scotty g and his date rape trio

A 4 member r&b group whose front man is a dirty, smelly Armenian who drives a barretta. The band's name was conceived after a near death experiance in a pt cruiser.

Did you hear that scotty g and his date rape trio died in a car crash in fort Wayne?

by Scott Garabedian October 15, 2006

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tie the white boy down and shock his balls

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!

Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021

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