Drag finger

When you wipe your ass from the front and use your middle finger to snag every last particle of poo.

Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!

by plansant February 15, 2019

P-finger

Short for Penis Finger. Normally said when someone fucks anything they touch.

Did you see all the misspellings in that memo Dave sent out?
Yeah, he really p-fingered that up!

by Rev135 June 1, 2018

Kitty Fingers

Kitty Fingers is someone who loves his cat in a very special way. Not like a cat lady would but the kind a man would a woman, but with his fingers. He had to get 3 new cats in the past year do to over usage.

Man 1: Dude that man keeps coming in here and buying cats

Man 2: Have you not heard he plays with his cat's booty hole.

Man 1: serous

Man 2: Yeah! they call him Kitty Fingers

by F0STY June 6, 2018

Swamp fingers

The smell of your fingers after fingering a girl who has a fishy scent

"Damn dude, last night Amy gave me swamp fingers"

by Swamp finger man June 7, 2018

Salsa Fingers

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her period blood on your fingers.

Scarlet: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: No can do, I don't want no salsa fingers!

by em0fish March 26, 2023

Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

Seal Finger

The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.

I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.

by Jizzy Pearl January 29, 2023