Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.

Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory

by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 8, 2017

Old man dip

When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.

Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.

by djdole July 20, 2018

Nip-N-Dip

Commonly used in hockey, this is what gnar shredders use when they have scored a goal with either a clapbomb or wrister when being tired and having to change. This phenomenon only happens when a player just tries to nip it so he/she could change.

Hey Dad, did you see my goal? It was a nip-n-dip. I got it top titties.

by Vag Muncher 5000 January 27, 2019

Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

pumpernickel dip hole

While tossing salad an aggressive sucking force is used to give a large hickey to the entire anal area. This rush of blood and bruising will cause the asshole to swell and turn a dark colour. Follow the oral treatment with rough anal intercourse to create a gap and finish with ejaculation into the open cavity. The result will look similar to a pumpernickel and spinach dip appetizer.

After her first experience, Amy wasn't sure she would ever agree to a pumpernickel dip hole every again.

by Long Strong DeJong October 6, 2022

Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021

White Boi Dip

When a white male dates a brown woman for six months to a few years to impress their friends only to later dump them. Sometimes they'll do this to prove they definitely are not racist, other times it's so they can get away with saying slurs, more often than not it's both of those reasons

"Hey did you hear Saria is dating her sixth white boyfriend?"

"Yup, she is once again getting a taste of that white boi dip!"

by ShrimpLumpia April 30, 2021