Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

Captain Cracker

When a White guy takes to much pride in the simple fact that he is a White person

Person 1: "Oh boy! im sure proud i was born a White guy!!!!"
Person 2: "Shut up Captain Cracker."

by lil Buddha September 6, 2013

bun cracker

A very idiotic person normally charactorized as a dumbass or retard. Not smart or bright. They tend to make a butt load of mistakes all the freaking time. Or they don't do want you want.

John- Dude, hand me that soda.
Kyle- No i'm too lazy.
John- You f**king bun cracker.

by imfreakingattractive July 26, 2011

taco cracker

anneisa greaves bf antonio - love her friend 🍦

“there goes annie’s bf”

“they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl”

“there goes annie’s bf” they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl”

by taco cracker September 28, 2022

Cracker Cap

A baseball cap filled with a lead lining used to crack a misbehaving child and or self defense in the deep South.

Hey George I just used my ole cracker cap on that there fella he aint talkin shit now.

by SpamSam February 2, 2022

Cracker-jacking-it

When you use a word or term you don't really know, kinda superficially.

Jim subscribes to dictionary.com's twitter, and he's always Cracker-jacking-it (the words) at me.

by therealdrag01 September 10, 2009

Animal Crackers

Some Crackers That'll make you say Yesssirrrr.

Real Defenition: An animal cracker is a particular type of small cracker or cookie, baked in the shape of an animal, usually an animal either at a zoo or circus, such as a lion, a tiger, a bear, or an elephant.

Person 1: dang these animal crackers be hecka good

Person 2: Yesssirrr

by Dank_Memez October 5, 2020