bum candy

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011

bum rush

when there's a hot concert and a bunch of people wiht no tickets just rush through the gates. Usually done by homeless bum's.

We bum rushed that concert in the D.

by michal filipowski May 3, 2006

red bum

When you are having sex and you keep smacking your partners ass so that it turns red like a baboons.

I was having sex with Taylor and she kept telling me to smack her ass, she went to pee when we finished and she had massive case of red bum!

by Kingkoopa172 January 3, 2008

Bum Love

When a couple show affection by gently thrusting each others bum's into the other, normally accompanied with a kiss sound when contact is made.

K gave B Bum Love *MmmWah*.. to show affection.

by Saved Superman August 22, 2008

Bum-Cum

Nasty cum or sperm that is ejaculated from a bum, a bum that is nasty and lives in the woods usually. the cum may be brown or yellow, if your unlucky it may be bloody and white. bum cum is not something to mess with, its so sticky and powerful it could stick you to a tree if a bum attacks with his cum.

"guess what happened to john out in the graveyard woods?"
"what?"
"some bums attacked him and ejected their bum-cum all over him."

by Bumassdick September 13, 2011

bum day

1. A day when you dress up as bums and haggle people for money, also involves doing bum rolls

Hey its bum day tomarrow, you dressing up?

by Buddy Harellson October 11, 2004

bum bashing

A term used for the act of anaul sex with another man.

"you big raving bum bashing homosexual!"

by Nick Parry September 12, 2006