baby show

Alternative term and often derogatory nickname for pre-school shows, such as Barney, Arthur, Peppa Pig, Caillou and Sesame Street.

Person 1: I hate baby shows, grrr
Person 2: SHUT UP! Stop calling pre-school shows the baby shows!

by Ryan900USAYT August 3, 2023

baby Mac

A sub-compact automatic rifle, commonly known as an Uzi. The word Mac is shorthand for machine gun, thus the term baby Mac is shorthand for baby machine gun.

I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
His finger's on the trigger of his baby Mac

by The Smartest Baldwin March 13, 2020

baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.

Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.

by Charlie Delta December 28, 2021

Baby wowzaw

A baby wowzaw is a unique thing on your dog that you may say when his jowls get pushed up.

When i walked in the door I saw the funniest baby wowzaw on his face.

by Nibble nose king November 30, 2020

dodge baby

similar to being “weezered” it’s when you see an image of a
creepy baby and you get “dodge babies”

you just got “dodge baby” 😂

by mackadoo420 June 25, 2021

baby psychosis

The following symptoms, when found in a baby: hallucinations, delusions, thought disorder, or lack of insight; similar in nature to mental confusion and delirium.

Children experiencing "baby psychosis" may experience hallucinations or delusional beliefs, and may exhibit personality changes and disorganized thinking. This may be accompanied by unusual or bizarre behavior, as well as difficulty with social interaction and impairment in carrying out the activities of daily living.

by Birdstheword December 23, 2008

stirring the baby

Having sex while pregnant.

The doctor said it was ok to have sex, so I'm going home and stirring the baby.

by Volfan77 June 16, 2016