Adam

That one dude who doesnt give a fuck about everything.
Very Handsome, nice hair, small dick, good clothing style, loves music
Hates Neffex and Matyáš Vykoupil
Loves to cum.

Oh damn Adam is so fucking sexy as always.
Im sure he is virgin.
Let me just say i want to be Adam

by Jaksipes November 22, 2021

Adam

The dude who constantly screws up when you’re trying to do drugs

*blows*

Adam!

by Minagustd March 12, 2019

Ethan Adams

Cheese

Hey is that Ethan Adams?

No that’s Cheese!

by Cheese The Grater October 23, 2019

adam phillips

A picture of your poop that you send to all of your friends.

Did you see his Adam Phillips! It was so nasty!

by yourboimattyp April 19, 2018

Lit Adam

A Drug Dealer also a Mad Lad That ain't Homosexual Like Logan Paul

Yo Bro Lit Adam Be Lit Bro!

by Haufdufzufz November 16, 2019

dry adam

1) dry adam (noun) - where someone has put their willy in a hole other than the fanny or bum

2) dry adam (adjective) - a way to describe a person who thinks they're funny and tells loads of shot jokes and then gets all vexed when nobody laughs.

1) "shut the fuck up or i'll give you a dry adam"

2) *lmao you know bella, she's such a fucking dry adam isn't she"

by skraskraskra November 25, 2019

Adam

Adam is a very special guy, with lots of friends! Or not, and that's okay too! He is very good at doing things and is proficient at stuff, making him very useful to people and society in general or perhaps specifically? Adam is a handsome boy, but maybe not everybody can see that, and thats okay. Somebody will love you one day! Either way, I'm sure your mother loves you, unless you don't have a mum, in which case... unlucky, I guess. Adams are generally well liked by most people because of their fantastic name, gorgeous hair, long/short fingers (if your fingers are medium size just leave) and ability to control minds. Adams should be proud to be so special and unique and totally not on the spectrum, and live every day as if it's their last (it might well be).

Mummy: Who's a special boy
Me: me.

(Adam)

by ijrenabmada October 23, 2023