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Wood

British slang for 'penis'.
Yo I saw monica today and I swear blud, my wood got hard.
by DarkestMan July 5, 2021
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wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.
Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.
by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020
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wack my wood

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back
by ill tom reem October 10, 2013
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Chris Wood

Chris wood is amazing. He’s humble and kind. He’s funny and incredibly passionate about his roles and campaign. He made a movie called the stew. He’s known for playing Brandon North on Major Crimes , he was on Carrie Diaries as Adam Weaver, he was on Vampire Diaries as Kai Parker , on SuperGirl as Mon-El prince of daxam( he was goofy and intelligent), on Legacies he played Kai Parker, and his most recent role Masters of the universes hes playing Prince Adam/ He-man as a voice actor. ( he has way more roles but these are ones people have seen him more as) Chris wood is awesome dude, he also cares for other people. He made idontmind in 2017. Idontmind is a mental health awareness campaign made by Chris Wood and his Co-founder Edward Schmit. He’s comedic and obviously caring. I simp-ly love him.
Chris wood is hot and I’m jealous.”
by Melwood is very adorable. November 18, 2020
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Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
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airport wood

by Fastnfabulous January 1, 2014
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He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.
That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

The who?

The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area
by I play Skyrim September 7, 2023
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