wacky willy

a chode with a drill tip in the end of it

dam hes got a wacky willy

by the chode king February 21, 2023

Peely Willy

Preferably this action shall be acted out upon a circumcised penis of moderate to enlarged length and girth to match the mouthfeel of a banana. Starting at the head/ tip of the penis four large incisions from said tip shall be moved downward towards the base of the penis. The incision shall just barely penetrate the surface of the skin. Once completed either the lone individual or a third party lover shall grab one at a time and pull back causing the skin to peel off like a banana skin. Only after all quadrants are officially peeled the irreversible act of oral sex may commence.

I tell you what man, a Peely Willy, will make you realize in the end all we are is dust in the wind.

by Magmawall July 11, 2024

Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.

*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'

by Veronica11 August 23, 2016

Willis' Law

As a developer's experience grows the probability they try to make their own engine approaches 1

person 1: That's an example of Willis' Law!
person 2: cool ig

by Scyye (discord) November 30, 2023

Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023

willy head

keeley taylor

wow keeley taylor is a willy head

by poo poo willy February 15, 2020

Isaiah Willie

A rare mix of Caribbean and Indian. He is the best person you'll meet (ever). When a girl sees him on the streets they get wet straight away. He also turns straight guys gay in a second of viewing his godly appearance . He's funny , sexy, hot ,super hot , i mean SUPER HOTTTT like when you see him you want to rape him . He is also fun to be around and the funniest guy you'll meet. If you meet this godly man you'll throw all your money at him and kill your self because you'll never be anything like him. If I met his i,ll take a pic of him and finger myself 100,00,00,00,000 times a day over him then kill myself because my life cant get any better.

I wish I was Isaiah Willie.
Why cant i be Isaiah Willie.
Hello god my name is "Enri" can you please make me become as cool as Isaiah Willie.

by poopoohead12 November 11, 2018