After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

|Open compound word|
wil·ly1 ˈwilē/ noun|• | whop /(h)wäp/ verb |
When a man puts it down with his (lovemaking) tool.
(Hitting) her with the (“D”).
When you give a woman that (Super sex).
When you hit her with the (beast mode).
wil·ly1 ˈwilē/ noun|• | whop /(h)wäp/ verb |
When a man puts it down with his (lovemaking) tool.
(Hitting) her with the (“D”).
When you give a woman that (Super sex).
When you hit her with the (beast mode).
by MillYentei DYSlick January 1, 2024

When my tinder date from last night pull down her pants I was expecting some vagina but instead I got a big shock and she had an when my tinder date from last night pull down her pants I was expecting some vagina but instead I got a big shock and she had and inky winky willy
by bigasstoes August 8, 2019

Me: imagine being a bum, that would suck
Guy: yeah you’re right I would hate to be a macky willy that would suck
Guy: yeah you’re right I would hate to be a macky willy that would suck
by Nomackywillysallowed February 26, 2020

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more
by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023

Barbados: Hey man, why is your brother not on Facebook any more?
Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....
Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....
by Eatdeeznutz May 23, 2014
