turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkey

A country that commited genocide on the armenian people in 1915. The government of Turkey still says that it never happened and in some cases they go as far to say that it happened in the opposing way.

Turkey massmurdered Armenians and still it is taught in schools that it never happened!

Turkey is a nation of liars.

by MiscMaster90 July 19, 2006

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkey neck

When an older person has skin that sags in the neck.

My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.

by crunkalicious July 4, 2004

Turkey Basting

When a male sits in a cardboard box and the woman (or man, if you're into that) bastes the man's body and the baster says "ding" and then the person in the box comes all over.

I'm so into turkey basting these days.

by Penny Walker April 29, 2011

turkish breakfeast

When a women spreads her legs out infornt of you and you crack an egg between them letting the yolk run down and in the pussy.

Also refered to as sunny side poon.

Guy1:Yo last night i gave Kelly a turkish breakfeast.

Guy2:Nice yo.

by karma sutra nutra June 4, 2007

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016