Christian Laettner

The biggest dickhead in the world. Honestly fuck this guy. Why was he even on the Dream Team? I do not know.

I Hate Christian Laettner is the best sports documentary in history.

I agree!

by Timcal July 19, 2018

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Sweet Tea Christian

A person or group of people that are sweet as tea on Sundays because Chick Fil A is closed.

She just a sweet tea christian, nice as pie on Sunday, but the rest of the week she will stab you in the back if you get in her way.

by Zpford01 August 3, 2021

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christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports

Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.

by christian wood June 12, 2021

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christian

a dumbass kid who thinks he’s cute but not he’s really dumb but my bestfriend but yeah he is a bully but it’s fine

christian;hits jenna
#bully #bestfriend

by jljx_ November 19, 2019

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Christian

Christian is good at football and is cracked at everything he does and is good looking and is good at beating dysen in madden

Christian is better than dysen at football

by Joemamma09876543210987654321 December 2, 2021

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consumerist Christian

A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.

David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.

by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023

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