mushroom taco

an extremely ugly girl that looks like a man

"seriously dude, why are you dating that mushroom taco?"

by skyman235 April 1, 2010

taco pie

You take tacos and crackers and you mash them up with a hammer(claw hammer) You then add food coloring, all the food coloring, and it will be black. You eat them. Enjoy!

Enjoy those tacos now for in a hundred years they will be illegal.

by Mike Poppiti March 25, 2005

get a taco

To quit doing whatever your doing and go eat something.

As said by "Winston Wolf" in "Pulp Fiction" after directing the clean up of brains from the car.

Fuck that, lets get a taco.

by hwinked January 17, 2004

bearded taco

A flat out hairy snizz found on mostly fat red heads.

Ay! see that cum dumpster over der? She got the most heriest bearded taco out der

by Lakesha October 9, 2006

Mexican taco

Mexican pussy

Sammy s sisters pussy looked like a mexican taco

by nuke mexico!!! September 9, 2010

taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"

person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"

by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011

smokin' taco

To apply the term "smokin'", as in an attractive life form of the female gender, with taco, which synonymous with the female genitalia, the vagina.

She's a smokin' taco.

by JesuChristo May 9, 2006