slitmaxx

Slit your wrists basically

Mike: I’m so fucking depressed and my girl just left me

Friend: Haha, fucking loser , time to slitmaxx pussy

by BarhamYousef December 10, 2023

slitty licker

A lesbian,carpet muncher,yodeling in the canyon

Those young girls look like slitty lickers!

by Oscardawg December 22, 2023

Slit vertically

An insult online, usually used on twitter. Refers to somebody cutting themselves vertically. It has been described to hurt more and be more dangerous than cutting horizontally.

A: "I dislike this kpop idol."
B: "Slit vertically."

by baby_doll(owo) December 27, 2023

slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.

Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.

by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023

Sclitter

Rentable scooters left away from their designated area when discarded after use, especially when in the public right of way.

I can barely walk on the sidewalk, man. Look at all this sclitter!

by Randall_White July 25, 2024

slithering around like a rat

To sneak around and do devious shit and lie behind people's backs, especially those close to you.

He's slithering around like a rat man, this shit needs to stop!!

by jay gee March 3, 2024

slit deep

Birds don't have balls but got slits

ahhh man I went slit deep on this bean.
Don't you mean balls deep.
No, I went slit deep I'm a bird. I don't have balls

by SindriTheAvali May 2, 2024