slitmaxx

Slit your wrists basically

Mike: I’m so fucking depressed and my girl just left me

Friend: Haha, fucking loser , time to slitmaxx pussy

by BarhamYousef December 10, 2023

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slitty licker

A lesbian,carpet muncher,yodeling in the canyon

Those young girls look like slitty lickers!

by Oscardawg December 22, 2023

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Slit vertically

An insult online, usually used on twitter. Refers to somebody cutting themselves vertically. It has been described to hurt more and be more dangerous than cutting horizontally.

A: "I dislike this kpop idol."
B: "Slit vertically."

by baby_doll(owo) December 27, 2023

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An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.

Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.

by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023

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Slithery Salmon

Someone who walks away quickly before a door closes for the door to then be shut infront of someone's face. Similar to the motions of a salmon upstream.

Phil was a slithery salmon every day after science class and never cared to open the door.

by SnappleApple... July 8, 2024

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