Post nut olive branch

A post nut olive branch is where a man extends his arm out for a cuddle following sex. This signifies that the man doesn’t hate his sexual partner and is ready to enjoy her company again

I think I might like her bro, I had accidentally extended the post nut olive branch last night

by Demontooth April 28, 2023

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That post gave me cancer

A post on an image sharing site like 4chan or a forum that is so utterly terrible that it gives someone cancer.

xXEliteWarriorXx: 0MG M3 4ND MY GF 4R3 F1N4LLY B4CK T0G3TH3R <33

Guy: That post gave me cancer.

by Crave_Yourself August 26, 2012

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PCP (Post Cum Piss)

The PCP is the piss that a guy usually needs after they have cum.

After screwing Jill, Malcolm urgently needed to have his PCP (Post Cum Piss)or his bladder would explode.

by Clandky May 4, 2009

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post hang out depression

The sadness that is felt after you hang out with your friends and you come home alone and bored.

(Kid comes into the house looking sad after hanging out with his friends)
Mom: whats wrong?
Kid: Post hang out depression

by wtf is a pseodonym!?!?!?!?!?!? February 28, 2009

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That feeling you get when leaving the theater after watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. You can also receive PPD from finishing the last novel in the Harry Potter series but this wasn't as bad because you always had the option of waiting for the movie to come out.

Guy 1: (upon exiting the movie theater) Dude, that Harry Potter movie was epic! I can't wait for the next one to come...oh.

Five days later

Guy 2: What's wrong with Guy 1, he hasn't been himself lately.
Guy 3: He's suffering from Post Potter Depression (PPD), last night he tried to kill himself by shouting Avada Kedavra and pointing a twig at his face.

by ncalderonhunt July 21, 2011

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