hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.

Anyone up for a hops seltzer?

by John Narckins November 22, 2023

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Hop On Angry Birds

When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.

Joe: Hey guys, want to hop on Angry Birds?
Other people: Sure, lets find a nice spot.

by peepeeshit May 13, 2021

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Hop on Rust

A request for smooth sexual intercourse with a sex buddy or long time partner

Wanna hop on rust?

by PinDarkShadow April 26, 2023

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Hopped the fence

Old fashioned way of saying some has cheated on their spouse/partner.

Person 1: I hear Susie hopped the fence on Jake.

Person 2: Well that explains why the baby looks nothing like him.

by Summer Birdsong September 3, 2021

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Hop on VHS

A type of sexual roleplay usually involves a party of 2-5 people, where one of them dresses up as a Halloween character and chases them around the house (or other areas), which usually resolves in both parties being turned on.

"Hey wanna hop on VHS?"
"Sure, but I wanna be the killer"
"Aw, c'mon you were killer last time."

by CharlestonShoee May 25, 2022

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