John tanner

Smelly kid who jacks off to teachers.

John Tanner stop

by The def master November 6, 2019

John Hines

The fastest dude on the mf planet. Also the best flipper and break dancer around

Tom: you see that kid running
Bob: Who?

Tom: Nevermind he's already down the street
Bob: Oh it must be John Hines

by Shaquille_Oatmealllll9292 December 21, 2019

john chapman

Mega boss man. King of kings. God of all.

That guy is a real john Chapman

by God of fuck gods March 10, 2017

John Mccain

Slang for Cocaine

He say he want that white, that John Mccain

by StreetsOnLock June 13, 2018

sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.

She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.

by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his beans.

I just got fired from NASA, or I should say I got John Banksed

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

john mura

A gay ass no good bitch. Someone everyone hates and someone who does it with his dog westley. Everyone wishes he was dead and die.

John Mura is a gay retarded.

by Sad brad May 7, 2018