Noah

The best friend you can have. Will always check up on you if they think you're having a bad day and will always make you smile. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Noah for a friend or more never, I MEAN NEVER, let him go. You will live to regret it.

Noah is the nicest guy around.

by Yyyghyghyghyghygghyg January 11, 2023

Noah

He is a very handsome boy, who is aways chased by boys. He loves boys and her dads. The funniest thing about him is, that his cock is so long, that it reachs his his own mouth.

Boys: Look, it's Noah, I want to suck his cock.

by Airwaves46 November 22, 2021

Noah

A simp

-hey noah, can you buy me a drink please(girl 15) -Yes, of course i will(Noah)

by magnus1408 February 26, 2020

Noah

Hello I am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

Noah is a bitch

by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020

Noah

From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.

Wanna go whale watching? Noah stayn right here.

by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019

Noah

A selfish piece of shit that only thinks of himself and doesn’t care about anyone around him. Noah is definitely not the type of guy you want to be around, because he’s unfunny and retarded. This is why Noah gets absolutely no bitches, and even if he does talk to some girls, he scares them away after a few days of them talking to his boring personality. If you do meet a kind hearted and genuine guy named Noah, you’re definitely a lucky person, because those people are hard to find.

Girl 2: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 1: He’s a total weirdo!
Girl 2: No wonder his name is Noah.

by dreadheadlover545 June 17, 2023

Noah heman

Gay elf boy with constellation face pimples and very annoying jokes also has a small penis

Don't be a Noah heman you fag

by Yaboiright May 19, 2017