A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.
"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"
by NiCKATiNE August 10, 2008
Get the Gouch Monstermug. when a girl always delivers herself to your house for sex and you dont even have to leave the house.
by viciousk December 10, 2009
Get the in-house monstermug. by bccweirdie October 8, 2014
Get the Beautiful Monstermug. This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.
by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006
Get the Cookie Monster Suprisemug. when some one is constantly calling others a doo doo mama or daddy when in reality they are the king or queen of doo doo
aj: hey clarence look at that doo doo mama over there
clarence: dude that girl is fine
aj: whatever ay what bout him he a doo doo daddy
clarence:nigga shut up with yo doo doo monster ass
clarence: dude that girl is fine
aj: whatever ay what bout him he a doo doo daddy
clarence:nigga shut up with yo doo doo monster ass
by staceysteez August 30, 2009
Get the doo doo monstermug. Definition:
The "I see monsters" enigma refers to a disconcerting phenomenon associated with the phrase itself, wherein the mere act of acknowledging the presence of menacing creatures seals an individual's fate with an air of foreboding certainty.
Explanation:
The term "I see monsters" enigma encompasses the unsettling revelation that occurs when one utters the phrase, signaling an encounter with ominous beings. It suggests that the moment a person admits to perceiving these eerie entities, their destiny takes a sinister and irreversible turn.
Originating from a tapestry of folklore and chilling tales surrounding the phrase "I see monsters," the enigma serves as a cautionary symbol, alerting individuals to the potential consequences of gazing into the abyss of the monstrous. While the specific outcomes may vary across different accounts and narratives, the overarching understanding remains that encountering these creatures, as denoted by the phrase, ushers in an imminent danger, an unfortunate destiny, or an unwelcome transformation.
The "I see monsters" enigma refers to a disconcerting phenomenon associated with the phrase itself, wherein the mere act of acknowledging the presence of menacing creatures seals an individual's fate with an air of foreboding certainty.
Explanation:
The term "I see monsters" enigma encompasses the unsettling revelation that occurs when one utters the phrase, signaling an encounter with ominous beings. It suggests that the moment a person admits to perceiving these eerie entities, their destiny takes a sinister and irreversible turn.
Originating from a tapestry of folklore and chilling tales surrounding the phrase "I see monsters," the enigma serves as a cautionary symbol, alerting individuals to the potential consequences of gazing into the abyss of the monstrous. While the specific outcomes may vary across different accounts and narratives, the overarching understanding remains that encountering these creatures, as denoted by the phrase, ushers in an imminent danger, an unfortunate destiny, or an unwelcome transformation.
by SuperMajesticStar June 16, 2023
Get the I See Monstersmug. this is someone who spends his life on discord and has for a very long time already, a Green Valley Monster is someone who pretends to be more autistic than they already are to gain sympathy from unsuspecting minors so it’s easier to groom them.
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
Green Valley Monsters usually tend to get swatted virtually every day, and have no sympathy to offer for when it happens to other people despite freaking out every time it happens to them :/
they hate their life and are unable to form normal, comprehensive sentences due to their disability and exaggeration of it.
once someone has been turned into a Green Valley Monster, they start to morph into what looks like a mole rat. this transformation can last for 20+ years, but know that it is a painful and extremely distressing period of time for the sufferer
if you relate to any of this, seek help because YOU 🫵 may be a Green Valley Monster
by Brian Yeh June 2, 2022
Get the Green Valley Monstermug.