Flying Spaghetti Monster

Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.

Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!

Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.

Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!

by MasterA113 January 13, 2007

pink tube monster

a word ment to define a female rapist below the age of thirty

Ms. detely is acting like a pink tube monster

by frend rone November 13, 2010

Gouch Monster

A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.

"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"

by NiCKATiNE July 17, 2008

in-house monster

when a girl always delivers herself to your house for sex and you dont even have to leave the house.

fred: joanne's comin over in a little while.

sid: uhh...ohh...in-house monster!

by viciousk December 10, 2009

Beautiful Monster

A lame "rap" group full of assholes that arent going to go anywhere.

Have you heard Beautiful Monsters new song?
Oh that was a song?

by bccweirdie October 05, 2014

Cookie Monster Suprise

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.

I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.

by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006

doo doo monster

when some one is constantly calling others a doo doo mama or daddy when in reality they are the king or queen of doo doo

aj: hey clarence look at that doo doo mama over there
clarence: dude that girl is fine
aj: whatever ay what bout him he a doo doo daddy
clarence:nigga shut up with yo doo doo monster ass

by staceysteez August 31, 2009