Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
by matthew tomson September 24, 2011
Get the Luke Schmalixmug. Luke is a stand up guy. He’s not the loudest voice in the room but he will be noticed. He’s demure, collected but that demeanour gravitates men and women alike to have to know MORE!
Luke is super talented, they have a wide tastes in music from mainstream to extremely obscure. Most surprisingly though, anyone named Luke may appear unassuming but can really cut a rug.
Not to mention the fact that Luke is fit and fun. If he happens to be from the UK, Luke likely plays football and drinks milk. Luke is also an incredible sweetheart and closet romantic. Luke is the type of guy to be the one friend that volunteers to help you move then drives the entire operation himself.
Luke is a confident and generous lover. Enough said.
Answers to nicknames like lukelele and lukeiamyourfather.
He can hold his liquor and he can drive stick but isn’t obnoxious enough to prove it.
Luke is a class act.
Luke is super talented, they have a wide tastes in music from mainstream to extremely obscure. Most surprisingly though, anyone named Luke may appear unassuming but can really cut a rug.
Not to mention the fact that Luke is fit and fun. If he happens to be from the UK, Luke likely plays football and drinks milk. Luke is also an incredible sweetheart and closet romantic. Luke is the type of guy to be the one friend that volunteers to help you move then drives the entire operation himself.
Luke is a confident and generous lover. Enough said.
Answers to nicknames like lukelele and lukeiamyourfather.
He can hold his liquor and he can drive stick but isn’t obnoxious enough to prove it.
Luke is a class act.
by XoxoGossipGirlTO. November 23, 2021
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a pretty simple guy. He does what he wants when he wants. He is a very handsome dude and his sense of style is crazy good. He looks like a stoner but it rather sober. He prefers to hang with the boys but can't help himself from getting caught up with a bitch from time to time. He can do everything and is the handiest mothafucker. He doesn't like to be told what to do so he doesn't like scheduled sports or school. When he gets pissed he's pissed so don't make him mad because he has hands. Do not disrespect him.
by SuskysDaRealOG April 13, 2021
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Get the Luke’s birdmug. That dude with the biggest booty you’ve ever seen. His ass is so insanely massive and juicy, anyone passing by is bound to stop and stare. If you know a Luke, you know what a privelledge it is to grab that badonkadonk.
by lukes ass admirer November 22, 2021
Get the Lukemug. Two people who are meant to be. Please date and get married. You are so cute together and everyone agrees.
by SAMMIE AND GWEN December 29, 2020
Get the luke and avamug. Luke - I triple donkey dare you...
Somebody else - Luke you are donkey kong 😐
Luke - Ok nice didn’t ask
Somebody - nobody asked a question
Luke - I ultra triple donkey dare you...
Somebody - stop being quirky and goofy Luke 😐
Somebody else - Luke you are donkey kong 😐
Luke - Ok nice didn’t ask
Somebody - nobody asked a question
Luke - I ultra triple donkey dare you...
Somebody - stop being quirky and goofy Luke 😐
by MaggieSimpsonIsGod June 29, 2022
Get the Lukemug.