Jordan

Jordan is the smexiest Disney princess you will ever meet.
Jordan is 6 foot, that is from side to side.

Person #1- Why does Jordan know so much about Disney princess
Person #2-Because he is one

by Jordan=Princess November 28, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a boy just like no other. But don’t get me wrong if he is angry at somthing he won’t wait for a first punch. Jordan’s are funny,caring,stupid and cute alit of girls like him Jordan’s like girls who he can get along with and who he has things in common with Jordan’s are often the first to get there and the last to leave they are like night owls up in the night asleep in the day Jordan’s often like girls for long periods of time and a like turns into a love don’t break Jordan’s ❤️ Bc trust me you will pay

Girl1:omg did you see that guy Jordan oooo so hot
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend

Girl1:that’s shit bro

Girl2:I know aye

by Fuck off bro July 2, 2019

Jordan

A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you

My mum wants a jordan all the time

by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017

Jordan

An annoying, misbehaving person who constantly interrupts meetings and conversations.

"The guy was such a Jordan"

by Rocketerium July 27, 2022

the jordan effect

When u beef with a girl name jordan and ya ass gets soggy and flat as a result

"thats the jordan effect for ya

by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is a very kind boy. He is the best that could have happened in my life I am so grateful for him, he has always been there for me and always knows how to comfort people. If he is your friend you are lucky but if you are dating him YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST GIRL/BOY IN THE WORLD! everything that he does is the best. He will never make you feel left out, he will always stand up for you he is most of the time freaky

I love Jordan so much

by 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 <3333 November 28, 2022

jordan

a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass

Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022